All of us have heard of the recent deaths at a soccer match recently played in Egypt. More than 70 people’s lives were snuffed out during this ridiculous mishap. And all over the game of soccer. That’s unimaginable. Perhaps if there was a little more action on the field of play, there would be less tragedy off.

I have to agree with Daniel Tosh (Tosh.O). Why even play a sport that you have already mastered by the time you are four years old?

Is it really a sport if boys and girls can both play it equally well? I say not. The only reason people play soccer is because you either can’t play anything else or you haven’t seen other real sports.

Who would choose soccer over football? Who would choose ice skating over hockey? Who would choose cricket over baseball?

Only at a soccer game can 70 people die and the authorities not step in and ban it all together. I say ban it. Besides, it’s only a communist sport anyway. 🙂